Slow people
created: Wed 07 November 2007 20:39:13
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I recently joined the Facebook group "I Secretly Want To Punch Slow Walking People In The Back Of The Head."
Here is one post I quite liked, by David T Halstead (Australia)
..AND..AND..why do supermarkets attract humanity's most uncoordinated, spatially unaware, mumble fuck cretins, totally oblivious to the existence and presence of others within their immediate vicinity and with an uncanny knack of blocking your attempt to progress down the aisle, matching every change in direction with their backs to you..when finally you reach the checkout, you are sent further into fantasies of extreme violence when one of their most experienced members has a trolley full of specials and mark downs with a few bar codes that dont scan just for good measure..after 15 minutes of manual entry and PA price requests, Billy Fuckwitt then decides to pay using 3 different eftpos cards, $10 worth of change and a gift voucher that needs to be checked to see how much is left on it..finally you think your there and then the cashier realises that this cerebral amoeba is $15 short..he then spends a further 5 minutes agonising over what to leave out..a flamethrower would be too kind